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Season 3
Life in Pieces (S3) poster
Episodes 21
Original Channel CBS
Original Run November 2, 2017 – May 17, 2018
Premiere "Settlement Pacifier Attic Unsyncing"
Finale "Sixteen Spanish Car Leak"
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The third season of the family sitcom as Life in Pieces which was premiered on November 2, 2017 and concluded on May 17, 2018 and consists of 21 episodes.

Cast[]

Episodes[]

No. in Series No. in Season Title Air Date Writer(s) Director
45 1 "Settlement Pacifier Attic Unsyncing" November 2, 2017 Justin Adler John Riggi
  • In "Story One: Settlement", Matt and Colleen's are set to receive a huge monetary settlement from Colleen's fall off the motel balcony on their wedding night. Their spending spree ends when they are told about the motel's filing for bankruptcy.
  • In "Story Two: The Pacifier Fairy", Jen and Greg attempt to persuade Lark to get rid of her pacifier.
  • In "Story Three: Hide and Sophia", John tries to get Sophia back on track when she starts misbehaving.
  • In "Story Four: Out of Sync", Tyler and Clementine announce that they have filed for divorce but will still be living together.
46 2 "Bunny Single Nightmare Drinking" November 9, 2017 Brad Copeland Eric Dean Seaton
  • In "Story One: By Any Other Name", when Jen invites her boss, Paul and his wife over to dinner to impress him, she and Greg can't remember his wife's name and scramble to avoid embarrassment.
  • In "Story Two: Tyler Moves On", Tim urges Tyler to start dating.
  • In "Story Three: Matt's Dream", Matt ends up having a nightmare about parenting after he and Colleen discuss having children.
  • In "Story Four: Joansin' for a Drink", Joan grows increasingly stressed about Heather living with her.
47 3 "Treasure Ride Poker Hearing" November 16, 2017 Barbara Adler Jonathan Judge
  • In "Story One: X Marks the Spot", when Heather finds a map to a time capsule she buried with her brothers as kids, they all set out to find it and dig it up.
  • In "Story Two: The Pick-Up Artist", Jen learns she has a low car passenger service rating so she books rides across the city to charm drivers and increase her score.
  • In "Story Three: Queens are Wild", Joan joins her neighbor's poker game in an effort to win an unusual prize.
  • In "Story Four: Hear and Loathing", John finally gets hearing aids but they aren't having the effect he was hoping for.
48 4 "Testosterone Martyr Baked Knife" November 23, 2017 Lesley Wake Webster Jaffar Mahmood
  • In "Story One: Mr. T", Greg has a boost of self-confidence after learning he has high levels of testosterone.
  • In "Story Two: Joan's Day Off", when Heather, Clementine and Jen offer to save Joan from the stress of preparing the Thanksgiving meal, the free time leaves Joan even more stressed out.
  • In "Story Three: Baked With Love", Samantha tries to keep a secret from her family during Thanksgiving dinner.
  • In "Story Four: Knife of the Round Table", John is determined to continue the tradition of using his "Electric Carving Knife" (even though it is now old and unsafe) to carve the turkey.
49 5 "Meal Potty Cart Middle" November 30, 2017 Jordan Young Jonathan Judge
  • In "Story One: Boccone", when Tim and Heather go to an expensive restaurant to celebrate their anniversary, they are determined to finish every bite of their pricey 20-course meal.
  • In "Story Two: Potty Training Lark", Jen and Greg try to quickly potty-train Lark before her first day of preschool.
  • In "Story Three: The New Cart Girl", Tyler gets jealous of the attention Clementine is getting at work.
  • In "Story Four: Middle Child Day", Matt and Samantha team up for a "Middle Child Day" and go to a trapeze school.
50 6 "Waffle Permission Kidless Boyfriend" December 7, 2017 Elizabeth Tippet John Riggi
  • In "Story One: Waffle Party", Matt and Colleen regret returning their wedding presents unopened for cash when they learn that John and Joan had stuffed their gift's box full of cash.
  • In "Story Two: Permission", when Heather tries to become Tyler's cool best friend, things take an awkward turn at an R-rated movie.
  • In "Story Three: A Night Away", Jen and Greg get their first overnight away from Lark.
  • In "Story Four: Samantha's Boyfriend", listening to John causes Tim to overdo keeping a watchful eye on Samantha and her boyfriend.
51 7 "Thirty-Five Teacher Escape Lottery" December 14, 2017 Maggie Mull Jaffar Mahmood
  • In "Story One: Jen's Birthday", when Jen and Greg hire Clementine as a part-time nanny for Lark and invite her to join them for dinner, the waitress (Anne Bedian) mistakes Jen for Lark's grandmother.
  • In "Story Two: Teacher's Pet", Tyler's new girlfriend, Alex Morandi (Christine Woods), turns out to also be Sophia's fourth grade teacher.
  • In "Story Three: The Escape Room", a questionable company that John hired to set up an escape room in his house also steals a large portion of the house's contents.
  • In "Story Four: The Lost Ticket", Matt grows frustrated with Colleen when she blames a valet for stealing her lottery ticket.
52 8 "The Twelve Shorts of Christmas" December 21, 2017 Joe Cristalli Jeffrey Walker
53 9 "Reading Egg Nurse Neighbor" January 4, 2018 Dave Jeser & Matt Silverstein Marcus Strokes
  • In "Story One: Romancing the Joan", the whole family surprises Joan at her book reading, to her chagrin.
  • In "Story Two: The Chicken and the Egg", when Sophia asks Matt and Colleen about having children, an animated sequence featuring the whole family as farm animals reveals that they have been struggling to have a baby.
  • In "Story Three: Tim Hires a Nurse", Heather interferes with Tim's hiring process at the office.
  • In "Story Four: Neighbor Friends!", Jen and Greg's new neighbors seem nice, but Greg observes the husband theatening an elderly woman.
54 10 "Emergency Interview Driving Lunch" January 11, 2018 Kyle Mack Melissa Kosar
  • In "Story One: Emergency", Heather calls Matt when she thinks she's having a heart attack for him to take her to the hospital.
  • In "Story Two: The Interview", Greg calls Matt when he needs help to manage medicated John and Joan during Greg's important scheduled videocall.
  • In "Story Three: Baby Driver", a telemarketer's call to Matt ends with Matt passing the bag to Tim and Samantha (who also fail).
  • In "Story Four: Stolen Lunch", when Colleen calls Matt, the bag accidentally get swapped with Dougie's booby-trapped lunchbag.
55 11 "Goose Friends Auction Fog" January 18, 2018 Liz Hara
56 12 "Toilet Shaving Stuck Fertility" February 1, 2018 Max Saltarelli
57 13 "Therapy Cheating Shoes Movie" March 1, 2018 Brad Copeland
58 14 "Parents Ancestry Coupon Chaperone" March 8, 2018 Barbara Adler
59 15 "Graffiti Cute Jewelry Shots" March 29, 2018 Jordan Young
60 16 "Pageant Bike Animals Jerky" April 5, 2018
61 17 "Sitter Dating Sister Mattress" April 12, 2018
62 18 "Portrait Plagiarism Renter Scam" April 19, 2018
63 19 "TBT: House Destiny Introduction Retirement" April 26, 2018
64 20 "Lingerie Cookbook Gamble Surrogate" May 3, 2018
65 21 "Video Piercing Model Hangover" May 17, 2018 Kyle Mack Jim Hensz
66 22 "Sixteen Spanish Car Leak" May 17, 2018 Justin Adler Justin Adler
  • In "Story One: Sweet Sixteen", Tim and Heather plan a surprise birthday party for Samantha, but the night takes an unexpected turn when Samantha doesn't come home alone.
  • In "Story Two: John and Joan en Español", John and Joan learn Spanish for their next adventure.
  • In "Story Three: Maybe Baby", Matt and Colleen having Colleen's half-sister as surrogate fails.
  • In "Story Four: Lark's Secret", Jen and Greg try to keep their secret (Jen's pregnancy) from the rest of the family.
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