Pageant Bike Animals Jerky

Pageant Bike Animals Jerky is an episode of Life in Pieces, aired on April 5, 2018 on CBS.

Quotes

 * Sophia: What's going on down here?
 * Heather: Nothing.
 * Sophia: What's in the box?
 * Heather: Nothing.
 * Sophia: [takes out her unicorn plush toy] Nothing? Unicorns are mythical, not invisible.
 * Heather: Honey, you have thousands of stuffed animals. How many could you need?
 * Sophia: How many children do you need? Get rid of Tyler. And don't talk.